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[originaloddcouple]

Hey buddy, how are things?

[The Dians hope for a lot of things. Happiness of friends. General company of their friends. That life continues to be amazing and perfect. That they can express their love for their friends as much as possible. These are just a few things they prioritize.

Right now they really hope Jacuzzi doesn't watch the news. Or that the news he does watch isn't covering a bank explosion in Germany committed by their doubles.]

[gunhearted]

[Jacuzzi doesn't watch the news most of the time. His doctor said it's bad for him, honestly. The world is a strange and terrifying place. So when they text him, he blinks and smiles because it's his family! He loves family texts.]

Pretty okay. Passing my classes. You guys okay?

[originaloddcouple]

Pretty good, pretty good.

Could be worse! You get our last care package?

[gunhearted]

Yeah! Thanks for looking out for me. I don't know what I'd do without you.

[His typing is coherent and everything. He really is doing a lot better.

For now.]

[originaloddcouple]

[D'awwwww. Their precious child. It cheers them up a bit to know he's alright. As long as he's fine, they're pretty sure they can handle anything life throws at them. Immortality helps, but Jacuzzi? Jacuzzi's more special than any superpower.]

I don't know what we'd do without you either.

You're really important to us.

[gunhearted]

[He still can't handle that though.]

Is everythig really okay guys?

[originaloddcouple]

Sure!

Could be worse!

Might be traveling a bit though, so the care packages might be a little late sometimes.

I hope the cookies will stay warm.

[gunhearted]

You don't have to send them. Where are you going?

[originaloddcouple]

Of course we do! We want to send them!

Not really sure. Just not at the store for a while.

Probably a long while.

[Keeping it together. Keeping it together.]

[gunhearted]

Is everyhing okay at the tore?

Is everbody okay? ARe you really okay?

[originaloddcouple]

Could be worse!

[gunhearted]

Gys whast going on/???

[He's going to call if you don't answer.]

[originaloddcouple]

[Whoa what how did he see through their clever misdirection.]

Nothing much!

Aliens kind of made clones of everybody, but its fine!

[gunhearted]

Did they taek over the shiop are you guys okaay are you hurt is RAkka okay is everyone gonna be okay?

I can come back if you guys need it I don't want you guys to be in trouble.

[originaloddcouple]

Its fine! Everyone's fine!

Mostly fine!

[gunhearted]

mostyl fine isn't really fine whats wrong

[originaloddcouple]

Well the other us aren't really nice.

They're really really awful.

And they've just... sort of done a lot of things that we probably could have stopped.

But we didn't fix it in time and its not good at all.

[gunhearted]

WHat did the ydo are yiu guys hetting framed?

[AND THERE'S JACUZZI IN HIS FULL UNABLE TO TYPE GLORY.]

[originaloddcouple]

a lot of things probably definitely

and we gotta go stop them and save people cause its all our fault

[gunhearted]

its not your afutl it cant bes your fault it cant you gus wouldn't let anybody do something abd on puroose.

[originaloddcouple]

but if we were there we could of stopped them and we didnt

we just complete failures

[gunhearted]

youwerent tehre that doen't make you failurs! you cant' be everywhere at once!

[originaloddcouple]

i know but

we couldve done something

[gunhearted]

That's not true!

sometimes therest stuff htat you cant stop or fxi even if you want t o

[This is a thing he learned from them ;;]