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[gunhearted]

i cant even take care of fish

[That level of usefulness is beyond him, really.]

i mean it though. you guys have to take better care of yourselves. what's gonnn a happen to everybody if something happens to you two?

[originaloddcouple]

Hey. We trust you. Because you're awesome.

And we'll be fine as long as you're fine.

[gunhearted]

thatisn't how it works!!!!!!

[originaloddcouple]

Sure it is! When you're happy, we're happy! So if you're fine, we're fine!

[gunhearted]

i am happy though! i just dont want you guys hurting yoyrselves.

[originaloddcouple]

We promise that we won't ever do that.

[cough cough ONGOING IMMORTALITY TESTS cough cough.]

And as long as you're safe, we'll work extra hard to make sure we're safe too, alright?

[gunhearted]

please let me sleep ont he couch

[originaloddcouple]

Jacuzzi, it's all fine. You don't have to worry.

[gunhearted]

but i do

i want to make sure you guys want to have me around longer. and i want to make sure you guys stick around, too.

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[gunhearted]

oh no that sounded really selfish im really sorry guys i just

i liek it here so

i don't want to trouble.

[originaloddcouple]

That's not selfish at all!

And you could never trouble us! You're our best friend! We want you to stay as long as you'd like and we plan to keep it that way!

[gunhearted]

just please make sure to take care of yourselves.

[originaloddcouple]

I promise!

[originaloddcouple]

[A second later.]

And I promise too!

[gunhearted]

[He's going to be so upset when he finds out about the experiments.]

so you won't sleep on the couch for a long time?

[originaloddcouple]

[It doesn't count as pain cause they healed right?]

Exactly! Just for a little while.

[gunhearted]

are you sure you want me to stay? the apartment is really small if she has to stay for a long time

[originaloddcouple]

We're positive buddy!

Because we love having you around.

[gunhearted]

[This brings on a round of sniffles at how nice they are to him but Jacuzzi won't let them know.]

do you want me to do anything since somebody's coming?

[originaloddcouple]

Well actually, if you could change the sheets in our room real quick, that'd be awesome. I think Rakka will want to sleep pretty quickly.

Also, if the police come by, pretend you don't know anything.

[gunhearted]

yeah i can do thWHY WOULD THE POLICE BE COMING???????

[originaloddcouple]

I'm not entirely sure, and Rakka specifically asked us to get her out of the hospital...

But it's possible this might be mistaken as a kidnapping.

[gunhearted]

you ant jsut kindap somebody guys what happens when theyfind you youre going t get in huge trouble!!!

[originaloddcouple]

LOOK, RAKKA KINDA HAD WINGS GROWING OUT OF HER BACK IN FRONT OF A WHOLE BUNCH OF DOCTORS.

I DONT THINK THE POLICE PLAN ON HELPING RAKKA IF THEY FIND HER.

[gunhearted]

[Oh my god horror spreads through Jacuzzi from the top of his head straight down to his toes.]

how are yo guys gonnag et her out safe????? please be careful.